Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.

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10 life-lessons from Bill Gates.

  1. Life is not fair; get used to it.
  2. The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.
  3. You will not make $40,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice president with a cell phone until you earn both.
  4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.
  5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.
  6. If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
  7. Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents’ generation, try “delousing” the closet in your own room.
  8. Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.
  9. Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.
  10. Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
  11. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

I may not like the guy all that much, but he makes some very valid points.

So, I wanted to save the title quote from Scott Adams for a post about over-complicated architecture and how you can simplify without losing accessibility, but I’ve been so busy lately that I don’t know when I’d get around to it.

Thing’s’re moving pretty fast ’round these parts, and I’m reacting to them in ways I never thought I would.
Realistically I’m laughing all the way to hell.

Remind me to catch you up to date on my latest projects later.

Rock

-Ian

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Ersatz-Plutocracy.

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The problem (well, ONE of the problems) with freelancing in a web developmental capacity is that I have a very particular skill-set that the rest of the general populous isn’t fully familiar with.

This leads to a see-saw effect when dealing with clients;
Either (as a recent inquisitor perceived) work I do is below the average mean (He wanted a fully functional craigslist-size website within 2 weeks for less than $600) or,
Work I do is astronomical in comparison to day-to-day labor (A colleague was astounded that I charged as little as $500 to a recent client).

The latter is obviously the more lucrative opportunity, but this leads to an interesting ethical & commercial dichotomy.

At this point, someone in my position has, in essence, two options;
Either
A. Be unethical and charge as much as the market will bear for something that is a driving passion in my life
or
B. Be evilly capitalistic and undercut the industry to the point that the market suffers because of it.

Sure, out-of-country design firms and local jerkoffs who take advantage of option B are making a profit because of their lack of business-related ethical standards, but over a long period of time, they’ll not only flood the market with their sub-par fare, they’re cutting their noses off to spite their collective faces by not being able to raise prices.

That isn’t to say that option A is the correct choice, though, because by building an elitist market (especially with a DIY culture), you’re not only creating a more lucrative skill-set which is a draw for the grad-class, but will turn off clients that are on a budget, and turning down ANY decent paying work is a no-no (at least for me).

The idea of a happy medium between A and B is unstable at best, and without working for a firm, knowing deep-rooted coding language, or being ABSOLUTELY EXCEPTIONAL in your field, you’re pretty much shit out of luck if you don’t pick one.

That has always worried me, but I was able to overcome.
However, A list Apart’s 2008 web survey’s findings have me absolutely fucking barren when it comes to design and developmental ability.

Even with the global recession, 30,055 self-proclaimed graphic designers, web developers, coders, architects, and webmasters gave their input, and the results are discouraging;
They’re me.

Granted, I’ve got slightly more experience than the average survey-taker, but everything from age, gender, ethnicity, job title, proficiencies, geographic region, education, to skills and skill gaps is undeniably me.

You can check out the article here:
A list Apart 2008 Survey

I guess it’s just one of those things that’s going to force me to work harder.

Keep in touch, I won’t leave you hanging.

-Ian

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I hide my charm with time and slight of hand.

I’m doing my best to fend off the demons of ill health, and have been as such for the past week and a half now.

Not having been sick for more than 3 years, I was REALLY hoping that my debauchery-filled existence of excess and immorality would have scared off any attackers to my immune system.

This, however, was not the case, and I’ve been all but bed ridden for 2 days now with interspersed trips to the bathroom and outside for smoke-breaks.

I’d be ok with being sick, I think, if I didn’t have so much to do.  When it rains, it pours, apparently, and I’ve shirked responsibility because of the devils within.
It’s funny that two weeks ago when I was healthy, my idea of excitement was solving my trusty rubik’s cube between commercials.
Now, when I’m sick, out of the blue I have 4 prospective clients, a mile-long list of work to do with my CURRENT clients, and plans this weekend to attempt to revive my teenage rambunctiousness.

…Maybe I’m getting forgetful in my old age, but it feels like I’m losing my perspicacity;
I can’t remember words that were previously ubiquitous in my vocabulary, and I’ve had to resort on multiple occasions to dictionary.com.

I’m going out of my mind.

Well, once I’m well again, I’ll shoot a development article your way, or something.

Rock!

-Ian

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To Spite Your Face.

1237006463750I hit a bit of a speed-bump with a site I’m doing for a client today;
After spending the last month and a half with them, designing and developing every aspect of their site to their specifications, they decided to go in a completely different direction.

Normally, I’m cool with a few changes, but they wanted to 180 the whole thing.

So, being a nice guy, I obliged before I realized that I had developed the damn thing terra-firma CSS/XHTML without templating it.

I REALLY should’ve known better.  The ONE time I don’t standardize, is the ONE time they want to change it.

Needless to say, I spent a very large chunk of the last week reformatting every last drop of it, as well as replacing all the static elements with PHP.

But I’m not mad at them; As the client, they’re paying to be satisfied with my work.
And I’m  not feeling sorry for myself; It’s just going to help me remember the next time something like this comes up.

Well, and YOU, of course.  I’m hoping that upon hearing how frustrating and time consuming a complete overhaul after JUST finishing the first design is, you’ll make your architecture a little more developer-friendly then I did.

Rock!

-Ian

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I’m trying REAL hard to be the shepard.

‘Night, self-worth.

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The Pain from an Old Wound.

Not much of a sleeper the past week or so, and I am absolutely exhausted, almost to the point of joyful delirium.

I hand-wrote a letter for the first time in almost a decade tonight.

6 full pages of devastatingly honest commentary about my current situation, and after I finished it, I was filled with this… almost… delicious agony, like the pain of a cavity that you HAVE to bite down on, the kind of emotional expulsion that punches you in the chest repeatedly, like finding a toy you haven’t seen in ages, from when you still gave a shit about playing, and fun, and freedom;  It hurts like a sonofabitch to think about, but the hurt lets you know that you gave a shit about it, and loved it furiously.

Maybe it’s an extra light on, maybe it’s finally getting it all out, but I very literally feel like I’m standing in sunlight.

Anyway, I told you that story to tell you this story;

I was thinking about the fleeting enjoyment derived from sadness, that cry-ball in your throat from nostalgia, and I was wondering how just stunningly successful it would be if you could market it properly.

Which is when I remembered this;

It blows me away every time I watch it.

It’s a quick one tonight, yo.
Keep in touch, I won’t leave you hanging.

-Ian

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Favicons - Quick, Easy, and they Work.

Favicons are one of those small details that make a big impact, whether your realize it or not.

To an outside observer, taking the time to create and implement a favicon seems overly-scaled and shows an attention to detail to be admired, when in reality, they take 30 seconds to make, and even less to use.
By deeply engaging brand recognition through the use of a favicon, it’ll create a stronger connection between you and your audience.

Realistically, there’s isn’t a downside to using one.

Not only are there hundreds upon hundreds of free icons available for you to use, making one couldn’t be simpler.

Now there’s two ways to do this:
Either you make a 16×16 .PNG or .GIF and use a ref link code in your header.  This way is easier, but doesn’t show up in older versions of IE (surprise, surprise)
or
You grab a plugin for photoshop or one of the many free online image converters that’ll change said 16×16 .PNG/.GIF into .ICO, and use a ref link code in your header.

Easy peasy.

To make your own, open up your favorite image editing software (I use PS CS4, but microsoft paint works just as well).  create your image on a square canvas.  When you’re done, scale your image to 16×16 pixels.  File->Save As… your image into your root directory as a .GIF or a .PNG.
After it can be located in your root, open your favorite HTML document, and insert the following into the header;

<link rel=”icon” href=”the-name-of-your-icon.gif” type=”image/gif”>

Save and preview, and you’re all set!

Adding something like that to a template head where it’ll effect all your pages will add a bit of credibility to whatever you’re promoting.

Here’s a few free sets of favicons;

  • Blue Jar
    Not only compiled a list of free favicons, but has a great how-to and why they’re important.
  • FreeFavicon.com
    Has a bunch of free icons, and even has a converter available if you don’t like any of theirs.
  • GenFavicon
    Great favicon generator with quite a few options to help you out.
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Stephen Gilpin Knows What’s Up.

1235785997658Wanna make a guess?

So Ian Pope Dot Com is all but done;
Everything’s been linked, the portfolio is taken care of, and it’ll be golden after some back end work and the contact page.
It’s nice being able to check something off of my ‘To Do’ list. (This is not a rhetorical statement, I indeed have a ‘To Do’ list tacked to the wall)

Lists will mark Logos and Taglines as two of the most important needs for productive service-centered websites, and they make a valid point;
Visual recognition gives the viewer an almost nostalgic connection to your work if they see it multiple times, and taglines are a killer way to make a single, clear, concise statement regarding your services.

Well, I combined the two. (Aren’t I just a sneaky bastard?)

The header logo and tagline are one in the same, and though it’s a small change, it’s something that’s not only immediately recognizable, but presses a very particular message across almost as well as a sledgehammer;

This is what I do, this is who I am.

From a marketing perspective, I haven’t done anything I really should’ve;
There’s no F-pattern, there’s no clear goal, and there’s no real focal points to relate a successful conversion.
And you know what?

I don’t care.

I’m pretty stoked about it, considering I’ve felt a bit stagnant as of late (but I can’t rightly feel sorry for myself; I work from home and my car’s busted).  The alone time has given me… well… alone time, to work on shit that needed to be done for quite a while;

Four Horsemen Miniatures

  • Redesign for Wordpress Layout
  • Decon the tables and base everything in CSS
    (I weep nightly about how completely inaccessable the current design is)
  • Implement WITHOUT .PNG’s, make cross-browser compatible
    (Remember when I said there was a time where accessibility was my last priority? Meet thy predecessor)

Singing Frog Studio

  • SEO maintenance
  • Implement Galleria Code
    (The dev. portion of Galleria is an absolute hose-beast, it’s killing me)
  • Develop E-Commerce shopping cart sans PayPal inserts
    (A challenge I’m on the fence about, considering it’s going to require so much maintenance)

and finally

Nikki

  • Expressing discontent towards a private situation through an obscure but public forum such as this is fucking lame.

That’ll sum THAT up.

Watchmen better be as good as it looks, or I’m going to be a VERY unhappy camper, ya dig?

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Egalitarian Propensity.

How-toI once spent $380 on Cadbury Creme Eggs.

Do you have any idea what $380 worth of Cadbury Creme Eggs looks like?
It looks like a shit-ton of Cadbury Creme Eggs.

Today I picked up my first box of ‘em of the season, and while tearing through the warehouse-stink cardboard and tinfoil wrapper, I started thinking;

If Cadbury Eggs were available year-round, would I still like them as much?

It was a rhetorical question, of course;
Being available at any time would cause me to take advantage of just that fact, and the novelty of their non-seasonal appearance would quickly dissipate.

This whole train of thought came about when I was hoofing it home from 4th Plain, in Vancouver (it’s about a 10 mile walk) after a long night and an even longer morning.

I came to the conclusion that I really do love Cadbury Eggs, and they may make me fucking sick sometimes, but I can’t help but keep coming back to them year after year.

I might as well be a spokesperson for ‘em.
At least then I’d get a free supply.

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That looks like C. R. A. P.

Seven years ago my mentor, John Reid, said something to me upon seeing a new design I had made for the local high-school that’d change my perspective on web development;

Ian, your designs are almost as full of crap as you.

It was a compliment I took with pride.

In the years following, I’ve heard this particular mnemonic a variety of ways (and they all mean roughly the same thing), but the original hearing was always my favorite;

Contrast
Repetition
Arrangement
Precedence

Using this as a guideline after the 4 Questions of Efficient Marketing (which I addressed in an earlier post) are answered makes for an almost fool-proof page architecture.

The CRAP method of design is a tricky beast, because the whole is greater than the sum of it’s parts, and each element by itself is all but lost without its counterparts.

Contrast

The ideal of “contrast” can be taken multiple ways;
contrast in design, contrast in color, contrast in focus, etc.  And in each way, it can be done well, or it can be done very, very poorly.

Rather than my normal response of showing you examples of bad implementation of contrast in regards to color, I’ve got a handy-dandy little chart;

Pretty neat, right?

Contrast, in other context, is a little more… subjective, so I’ll leave those for personal taste.

Repetition

As anyone with writing, painting, photography, or design experience can attest, repetition in form and function is pretty important;
From the Rule of Thirds to the Triarch Priumvirate, the consistency of repetition keeps audience focus and clarifies the mission of the content.
The way repetition is put into this context should not be only be taken literally, but figuratively as well, in regards to focus, clarity, and consistency;
A site that is stylized in vista-esque web 2.0 and has an Old English header or a cardboard cut-out navigation is going to inherently confuse and turn-off the audience.
(As some of my old designs can show, this one was tough for me to keep in mind.)

Arrangement

Arrangement (or alignment, depending on who you ask) can tackle any form, from basic layout, to screen-resolution issues, to em’s vs. px, and beyond.  Content for me is very rarely not in sync with itself;
Equal spacing for all elements, proper coordination for headings and graphics, and making sure that, in conjunction with everything else, the content looks well designed is VERY important.
There’s a few examples of non-linear arrangement, but it’s one of those aspects of design that is incredibly easy to screw up, and unless you have an eye for it, can ruin an otherwise killer layout.

Precedence

In web design terms, “precedence” is understood as guiding the audience eye by use of graphics, focus, repetition, content, etc (See how the other elements of c.r.a.p. come into play?).  I’ve always considered precedence important, but not so important that it would derail basic usability of the design, particularly because of research done into the “F-Pattern”;
The research states that, almost regardless of content, the audience’s eye moves in a very particular pattern that looks similar to an “F”, and so marketable content put into the same guide is more pleasing to the viewer.
You can read more about precedence and it’s impact on the “F-Pattern” through the following links;

Well with that, I’m letting you loose.  And remember, if someone calls your work crap, take it as a compliment.

Keep in touch, I won’t leave you hanging.

-Ian

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